When Orlando Bloom was first hot shit for playing that sexy elf, I would've definitely let him do ear sex (Yes there's such a thing ) to me or whatever got his rocks off. Now, not so much. Orlando's unfortunate lip pubes are for a stage role he's doing in London.
Getting with Orlando now would make me very uncomfortable. He looks like a slimy priest from the 70s. I'd have to dress like an alter boy with an afro and I'm not sure I'm down with that. Oh eff it. I'm up for anything. So yes, I'd hit it.
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