Yesh, I would. Only because it’s rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to “shave ‘n fuck.” That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don’t mind landing strips, but that shit needs a little maintenance. I bet his peen bush is like the damn amazon jungle. You need a machete to get through that mess. I guess Jenny Aniston doesn’t mind pubies between her teeth. Beggars can’t be choosers!
Here’s John in Hawaii this past weekend. Jenny wasn’t with him. He needed to spend time with the “boys.”
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