Lance Bass is reportedly all set to join the cast of “Dancing with the Has-Beens” next season, but his involvement has left the network executives scratching at their toupees. Rush & Molly reports they aren’t sure whether to partner him with a dude or a chick. Um…why don’t they just ask him?
ABC has gays on some of their shows, but I can clearly imagine some of the uptight dick bags who watch DWTS threatening to boycott the show. They will say shit like it’s a “family show” and they don’t want their kids seeing this crap. I can already hear them squawking.
If they are going to pair him with a dude, there’s only one dude for the job…Maksim Chmerkovskiy! That hot piece needs to make a triumphant return to the show. Yes, he’s straight, but it’s dancing not fucking!
You know who Lance is probably going to be paired up with? My greatest enemy Cheryl Burke! I just know it. UGH! Look at her below! I just want to grab her skanky ass, dip her moppy head in a bucket of diluted Pine-Sol and then scrub the shit out of my kitchen floor with her. She makes me so mad!
You must be logged in to post a comment.
