Every time promo shots come out for the new season of “Desperate Housewives,” I expect to see a bunch of mannequins looking all “desperate” in a room filled with apples. The promo pictures for season 5 aren’t anything new. These hos look about as waxy as those apples laying around them. What is up with all those apples anyway? Teri Snatcher needs to pick one up and eat it. Eva LongWHORIA needs to stuff one down her throat. And Marcia Cross looks like a hot ginge ghost who is about to eat your soul. And her skin is making the floor look tan.
I usually don’t look forward to this shit show, but I am this season. Gale Harold, the return of Edie and a haggard (more than usual) Eva LongWHORIA? I’m in.
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