In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today’s Someone Haiku winner is fitmt:
god is punishing
stephen for past sins. didn’t
you see biodome?
Lots of points for referencing Biodome, because I did see it, and it scarred me for life.
New one under here.
Today, haiku the very, very, very, very bizarre news that Beth Holloway Twitty, mother of still-missing Natalee Holloway, and John Ramsey, father of murdered JonBenet Ramsey, are dating. I guess misery loves company, but wow. This is like an Almodovar film.
With so much macabre that it’s going to be tough to boil it down to 17 syllables, but I think you can do it. Good luck.
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