Just a few seconda ago, Cameron Diaz was dating John Mayer. Just a few seconds before that it was Criss Angel and then before that was Kelly Slater. Well, this week she's apparently dating Bradley Cooper.
E! Online says they've been dating for the past couple of weeks which is weird, because wasn't Cam boinking John Mayer last week? SLUT!
Sources say the two have been sending each other "flirty" text messages for the past couple of weeks. Flirty text messages? Amateurs. Get on the clam and do it like it should be done.
Seriously, all these skanks date each other. Hollywood is full of sluts. It's a den of SIN! Everything's ungodly! Marguerite Perrin was right!
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