Millions and millions of dollars, international fame, a world icon and the bitch STILL can’t buy a fucking hair brush. Homegirl looks like cold caca and she puts on a pair of ten million dollar sun glasses (that she constantly wears by the way) to do what? To look sexy hot or hide her shame? Yeah, it’s the former.
Below are pictures of Brit Brit and her bodyguard out puttering around trying to blow the canola oil out of her scalp on Sunset Blvd. Her bodyguard person sort of looks like Shia LaDOUCHE’s older brother who got dropped on his head a few too many times. And whatever happened to bodyguards who stayed in the fucking shadows? Now they smile for the cameras and shit. Wait. I think I know that smile. It’s the “I’ve tapped that Frapp ass” smirk. Adnan Ghalib used to flash the same cocky grin. She’s totally bumping pork rinds with her bodyguard.
At least Brit Brit is safely in the passenger seat and not driving, but it seems to me that she’s seeking pap attention for her greasy mop.
No dad, no kids! Doesn’t it remind you of the old days? She’s free! As free as an empty Cheeto bag blowing in the summer breeze.
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