She needs a new mattress to go with the pillow she just popped out. I swear, she makes it so fucking easy. Nicky Kidman and her frosty-haired husband went mattress shopping in Nashville yesterday, just 9 days after she popped out Sunday Rose. Hopefully, Keith is the one breast feeding, because his chichis are probably bigger than Nicky’s.
Nicky and Keith also found time in their busy mattress-buying schedule to send off an e-mail to friends and family, “We are in heaven. Can’t stop staring at her in complete awe. Feeling incredibly blessed to have been given this precious little angel. Can’t wait for you to meet her!”
They went on to write, “Her skin is so soft like cotton sateen. The only strange thing is that sometimes when we hug her, she coughs up feathers. The doctor said not to worry, and then he wrote us a referral for a psychiatrist. I don’t know why he did that?“
Here’s more pics of Nicky and Keith mattress shopping. In the third thumbnail, there’s a sign that says “Private Sleep Room.” Is that so you can test that shit out? Can you do sexy times in there? That shit would be perfect for hookers on a budget!
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