We made it! After months of tooth-gnashing and tuxedo-vest-rending, Hollywood’s Greatest Night has arrived, and we’re here to capture every significant moment for you, in easy-to-digest, timestamped morsels. We’ve done everything in our power to make sure that things run smoothly, but as always, mishaps do happen. (We’re reminded of the tragic 63rd, when Lorraine Bracco’s seat-filler inexplicably caught fire.) On the E! pre-show alone, Jennifer Garner’s conversation with Ryan Seacrest was interrupted by a shocking neck-smooch attack perpetrated by a possibly candy-flipping Gary Busey. What cameras didn’t capture was the fact that the actor was naked from the waist down. No matter. Garner is quarantined, under observation, and seems OK. And you’re in the comfort and safety of your own home, where no slobbery Buseys can ever reach you.
Without further ado…let the games begin! (And–not that you asked–but we’re in vintage Sweet P, bag by Trader Joe’s.)
5:20: In the last few moments of the official red carpet countdown, an overcome Regis Philbin was led off by concerned handlers after his mistook Ellen Page for a young Shelley Winters.
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