When the coke’s sucked up, the vodka bottles have run dry and all the gents at the party are too familiar with your reputation to consider going for a romp with you in the bathroom, it’s time to bring out the knives and begin taking frightening/sexy pictures. In about two seconds it’ll make everyone not involved feel awkward enough to leave so that you may cry yourself into a jittery, nervous sleep.
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