David Hans Schmidt was the dude that tried to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise in exchange for stolen photos of Tom's wedding to that robot lady thing. Well, David was found dead inside his shower in his Phoenix condo yesterday afternoon. He apparently hung himself, but well….I'm not saying.
David was on house arrest and facing up to two years in the clink for trying to eff with Tommy Girl. David also brokered the Screech sex tape, the Tonya Harding sex tape, the Paula Jones nude photos and the Colin Farrell sex tape. He was 47.
Gulp! I'm going to end this post by saying Scientology is a beautiful thing and Tom Cruise is a God. We should all learn the beliefs of the aliens. They can teach us a lot. We all should give all of our dough to Xenu or whatever alien creature they worship. Just don't take me Xenu….please!!!!!
You must be logged in to post a comment.
