Do you think Bill Kaulitiz’s carpet match the drapes? If so, a bitch will get their eye poked out while playing his skin flute. Scratch that. I can’t even picture him with a peen. I can’t. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a hot hedgehog tranny, but there’s nothing sexual about him. That’s why I find it strange that so many girls want that shit. They would probably give up High School Musical DVDs just to touch him. That’s major. I think I love him, because he looks like Pizzazz from The Misfits.
Here’s Tokio Hotel at TRL yesterday and then later at a Virgin Megastore signing in Times Square.
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