Oh what have I done to deserve this? I have never felt such heartache in my life. Well, not since my favorite show "Central Park West" was taken off the air, but this is almost worse!
Phoebe Price was spotted lunching at the Ivy yesterday with two mystery men. Oh and by "spotted" I mean she called them and told them her whereabouts. Just kidding. They practically live there.
One of the paps said PP was caught kissing one of her mystery men! The betrayal! The ache. It hurts so bad and I don't know how to fix it. Maybe if someone bought me something with diamonds (hint, hint) my broken heart could be fixed.
Oh well! As long as PP invites me to her wedding and let's me sing Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler's "Making Love Out of Nothing At All" everything will be square.
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