The movie version of the Broadway musical “NINE” started out with a pretty hot cast, but now producers are filling the other roles with pieces of trash!
Javier Bardem was originally cast in the lead role, but he dropped out because he was too tired or something like that. Daniel Day-Lewis quickly replaced him. Nicole Kidman, Penny Cruz, Judie Dench, Marion Cotillard and Sophia Loren were announced as his female co-stars. Totally hot, right?
Well, now E! reports that Kate Hudson has joined the cast and Fuggie Fug is in talks for a role. NO! Way to meth it up. Kate will play a Vogue journalist named Stephanie. Fuggie might be up for the role of Saraghina, a whore. No, she’s really a whore. If old-faced Fuggie joins this shit, they will have to change the title to “NINETY.”
Daniel needs to stay away from the Fuggie. She will only piss on him! He likes milkshakes, not meth piss!
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