Everyone’s a critic, especially at Mollygood. Opinions differ greatly, and the way one person might approach a situation is generally completely different from the way another would. With that in mind, behold: A contest! The name of the game is “Discipline Lindsay Lohan.” The object? Come up with a way that, if given the opportunity, you would, as Alec Baldwin shouts, “straighten [her] ass out”? Rehab hasn’t done it, her mother and father certainly haven’t done it and the law probably won’t; so what do you do? Avoid silly things like “spank her,” obvious things like “get her therapy and drug counseling” and disturbing things like “set her on fire,” and have fun. Keep answers short, sweet and funny, just like Lindsay’s rehab attempts. The best one wins, of course. Good luck!
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The Malibu Survival Kit Tote Bag, a $250 value:
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*16oz reusable water bottle
*LA Streetwise map
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