Dane Cook has taken to his MySpace to whine about the poster from a movie most of us will probably never see. Dane listed the 10 reasons why he loathes it so much.
He lost me when he said his “left side looks like Brittany Spears’ vagina.” First of all, it’s BRITNEY, bitch. Second of all, Britney’s delicate vagina looks more like the beautiful bouquet that dude from “American Pie” is holding.
The only problem I have with the poster is the fact that Kate Hudson and Dane Cook’s skanky faces are in it. Besides that, it’s fine.
Dane’s 10 reasons on why he wants to eat his own movie poster and poop it out are after the jump. Try not to scream “douche” while saying it and you’ll get a prize. JUMP!!
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