Bai Ling actually knows there’s a presidential race going on and this surprises me. I’m under the impression that she has no idea what the hell is going on outside her own thoughts. She’s living in her own world where giant chess pieces were made for posing (below) and shit like that.
At the opening of “Third Eye Blonde” in Malibu last week, Bai gave her thoughts on who should be president. She said she really wasn’t familiar with the candidates, but the president needs to have “bigger heart and kindler soul and quietly have the only pure intentions.” This is why I adore Bai more than a wet bj. She talks like a a video game anime character. She’s right. The president must have kindler soul.
She went on to say that she should run for president. If she was president, she would “demolish all the countries.” Bai thinks countries creates war and boundaries. If we didn’t have countries, we wouldn’t have boundaries. I’m still voting for the Phoebe Price/Shauna Sand ticket, but Bai presents a convincing argument. Who needs countries anyway? And in her countryless world, Bai would most definitely be Secretary of Batshit Craziness.
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