La Pequeña better submit her newest video to Oscar voters, because this is some award-winning shit! This lil’ bitch channels Ingrid Betancourt and everything in this YouTube is top-notch! La Pequena broke the bank with this masterpiece. You know this shit was directed by Steven Spielberg.
I had no idea who Ingrid Betancourt was, so I wikied this ho:
Ingrid Betancourt Pulecio is a Colombian-French politician, former senator and anti-corruption activist. Betancourt was kidnapped by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) on February 23, 2002, and rescued from captivity six and a half years later in Operation Jaque, along with 14 other hostages (three Americans and 11 Colombian policemen and soldiers), by Colombian security forces on July 2, 2008, who tricked the FARC into believing they were a leftist non-governmental organization.[2][3]
In all, she was held captive for 2,321 days after being taken while campaigning for the Colombian presidency as a Green. She had decided to campaign in an area of high guerrilla presence in spite of warnings from the government, police and military not to do so. While her kidnapping received media coverage worldwide this was particularly so in France due to her dual French citizenship, and the government of France participated as a facilitator for the release of Betancourt and all prisoners held by the FARC guerrillas.
DAMN! I’m telling you, the Best Actress Oscar has been wrapped up. Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore and all those other weepy ass hos better have their movies pushed back to 2009, because they are done. La Pequeña is taking it. The Academy will have to make a special mini-Oscar for her hot ass.
Shit, even Hilary Duff is going to be nominated for her contribution.
Seriously though, it took me a while to realize La Pequeña wasn’t playing Bindi Irwin.
Thanks Dan
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