When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life hands you heroin, you shoot it. Hard.
Whichever philosophy you embrace, if you’re Amy Winehouse, you renew your wedding vows, apparently, to your husband. Of less than a year… in jail.
As if their alleged suicide pact wasn’t enough, the relentlessly embattled singer is out to prove once again that she is 100 percent, completely consumed by her love for Blake Fielder-Civil, who is awaiting trial on assault charges - and subsequent efforts to bribe a witness in the case and get him to flee the country.
A bizarre jailhouse ceremony between Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil will reportedly take place at Pentonville Prison this weekend.
Amy is up for an impressive six Grammy Awards for her album, Back to Black. With her singing talent and the album’s success, she’ll surely be a big winner.
Whether she makes it to said awards show is another story. She’s only slightly more reliable and less insane than our girl Britney Spears!
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