Alessandro Di Nunzio has gone all Riley Giles on us. And thank goodness for that.
The first of Lindsay Lohan’s numerous conquests during a slutty passionate week in Italy during the Capri Film Festival, Di Nunzio opened up to News of the World about his meeting Ms. Firecrotch, her seduction of him and her supposedly perfect body.
There’s little else to comment on, so let’s just here from Alessandro:
“I spotted her in a bar with two friends and she beckoned me to come over,” he said. “She introduced herself as Lindsay. It was only at the end of our conversation I suddenly clicked I was talking to Lindsay Lohan. I almost collapsed.”
After the film festival somehow gave Lohan an award for her contributions to (awful?) cinema, Di Nunzio said:
“I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I could come to the dinner afterwards. I was proud to accompany her… then she invited me to a couple of clubs with her two friends. Despite her recent troubles she was downing alcohol: vodka cranberry and vodka soda.”
Now a drunken mess, Lindsay made her move:
“All of a sudden, she pressed up close, looked me in the eyes and asked if she could kiss me. It was a strange role-reversal and it took me aback.
But I came to my senses and kissed her. We did nothing but kiss in the club after that. She didn’t care who was watching.”
The pair then went back to her hotel at 2:30 a.m… (more…)
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