The gardener with the floppy manchichs from “Desperate Housewives” was being a d-bag at a club in Monaco, hanging out a second-floor balcony when he fell 30-to-40 feet and hit the ground. Dirty douche water exploded everywhere. After they cleaned that up, they took Jesse Metcalfe to a nearly hospital where he had a brain [...]
Nov
11
But How Are His Eyebrows?
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Nov
11
DIY Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
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If your name is Nicole Mary Kidman or Lisa Deanna Rinna, quit reading this shit. It might give you ideas.
Hang Mioku, a 48-year-old Korean woman, got her first taste of plastic surgery when she was 28 and she couldn’t stop. The bitch became a plastic surgery crackhead. A plastichead if you will. Hang moved to [...]
Nov
11
This Bitch
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We all know that Xtina has been sending Bat Boy to Lady GaGa’s dumpster in the middle of the night, so that he can go through it and take her old clothes, wigs and clip-on bangs. Well, Xtina is playing dim in the brains and told the L.A. Times that she doesn’t know what a [...]
Nov
11
Lil' Santey Claus And His Alien Elf Helper
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“Christmas is coming! Posh ain’t getting fat! Please put a burger in her stomach STAT!”
Here’s Posh and her son Cruz walking around the Grove in Los Angeles today. It’s a good thing Romeo held on to his mommy’s hand while she was carrying that yellow balloon, because if he didn’t, that shit would carry her [...]
Nov
11
Why Is Stephen Baldwin Still Here?
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The dirty toilet plunger known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama won. Somebody give that dumb fuck a newspaper, because Obama is our next president and Stephen is still here! I doubt Canada wants his ass either. When Obama won, they probably sent Stephen a bottle of their native maple syrup [...]