Golden Celebrity

So Katherine Heeeiggggl is holding you in her clammy arms, her mouth is wide open with her tongue in easy reach and what do you do about it? Well, if you care about mankind at all, you bite her tongue off to shut her up forever!!! Unfortunately, this doggy friend did no such thing. He [...]

Annie Hathaway’s former beard Raffaello Follieri was sentenced to four and a half years in the chokey today for messing with Jesus. Zach Braff’s clone pleaded guilty in September for wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy after he pretended to be the CFO of the Vatican. He stole millions from investors.
In addition to serving four [...]

Being a successful gold digger is so much more than just stealing a mountain of cash from a sugar daddy and spending it on platinum dildos and diamond clitty rings. Once you have that money, you have to put together some kind of business plan to keep that cash working for you for years to [...]

Please stock up on Easy Mac, Count Chocula and Astrolglide, because I might be coming over for a lengthy visit soon. You see, Tommy Girl is taking over the East Village part of Manhattan! T
Page Six reports that in the last two months Tommy Girl has bought up several apartments in his East Village building. [...]

What in praying mantis alien hell is that on the cover of Vogue India? They should have just put a taper candle with a greasy wig on the cover. The taper candle would’ve given the same cuntface. Posh’s face looks like one of those creepy female masks. Clip Below: