Brit Brit aka Cheeto Bref fronted on the mommy role yesterday by picking up her spawn SPF and JJ from school with Daddy “I Don’t Take No Shit” Spears, famewhore Lynn and the nanny. You know that nanny is going to write a tell-all in a few months. Lynn is going to co-author and London [...]
Oct
18
Cheeto Mommy Of The Year
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Oct
18
The Brawny Man Called, He Wants His Shirt Back
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You’re not Marylin Monroe, you’re not Jessica fucking Simpson or silicone laden Pammy Anderson. Fuck, Heidi! Be yourself. Oh wait, you can’t do that, because you’re not nearly interesting enough for anyone to pay attention to for more than two minutes…… Wait, I’m paying attention to her…..but just ignore that unimportant fact and let’s continue [...]
Oct
18
Alien Princess RiRi On Her Chariot
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Alien Princess RiRi looked like a lazy ass Road Runner while riding on a Segway through the fucking mall at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas yesterday. That lazy ass penis head. She’s even making that bear dude pull her! And that Segway is fugly as shit. What is the damn point? If any celebwhore [...]
Oct
18
Would You Hit It?
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Usually when I ask the age old question “Would You Hit It?“, I’m referring to a bitch with a dick. This has prompted some coochie lovers to write me and ask why I’m forgetting about them. Well, cooze lickers, this one’s one for you. Although, I’m not sure what’s really left of Tara Reid’s vaginal [...]
Oct
18
Guy Is A Meanie, Vadge Is A Controlling Bitch
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Every hour there’s a new story about Guy and Vadge’s dirty divorce. You know Vadge is busting loads of panty pudding over all the publicity. She probably lays all the newspaper clippings out on the bed and rubs her roid-cooze all over them. Attention should be that bitch’s third husband. That marriage would last forever.
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