Golden Celebrity

· Well, Cloris Leachman killed it on Dancing with the Stars last night. We’ll now hand the mic over to Bruno, who has a much better way with words on such matters: “The grrrrrandma from hell has become the grrrrand duchess of lussst.” · How to Beat Up Anything offers tips on pummeling Tom Hanks. [...]

It’s Not HBO Without Colin Callender. Colin Callendar, the president of HBO Original Movies since 1999, has announced he’ll be stepping down from his post to “return to my entrepreneurial roots.” After Carolyn Strauss, he’s the second of the Chris Albrecht regime to resign since Albrecht himself was squeezed out following an embarrassing domestic assault [...]

We take back everything we’ve ever said about Harvey Weinstein’s promotional strategy for Zack and Miri Make a Porno, from his and Kevin Smith’s wholly manufactured MPAA RatingsGate to our in-house suspicion of those ridiculous stick-figure posters currently making the rounds. Even our cautious optimism about the film’s red-band trailer is bolstered today by This [...]

Calling Luke Perry: Though her hirsute on-screen brother Jason Priestly will only be making a behind-the-camera trip to 90210 later this season, Shannen Doherty has finally inked to reprise Brenda Walsh for additional episodes past the four she’s already completed. Says Extra, “She’ll do another two episodes of the CW hit, with a possibility of [...]

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Eli Stone [10 PM, ABC] - Katie Holmes is not on tonight’s episode, but the second season [...]