Golden Celebrity

The basement baby’s lesser known older sister has a video out for “If I Were A Boy.” I know. Isn’t that sweet? Basement baby’s sister is trying to have a singing career. It’s cute and kind of endearing.
The video is some dramatic shit. The beginning looks like a student film version of the old CK [...]

We already know that the Empress of Lucite is one of the most elegant and gorgeous creatures in the universe. We are well aware that her sophisticated and luxurious fashion sense rivals Coco Chanel. And it goes without saying that her exquisite lucite heels makes Swarovski products look like disposable GladWare containers. We know all [...]

Did you hear a loud boom yesterday? No, it wasn’t your drunk roommate falling in the tub again. It was Lisa Marie Presley pushing out her twin girls. FINALLY! She was the size of one of Aretha Franklin’s mega chichi balls. That’s a whole lot of woman. And she looked like she was ready to [...]

Ramma Damma - The 65-year-old German pop star who married a pineapple 38 years ago. LSD is a hell of a drug.
Ramma (real name: Ulli Hopper) said he decided one day to marry a fruit. Instead of calling up Elton John, he bought one of the most expensive pineapples, named her Tippi and then drove [...]

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