Golden Celebrity

Yes ladies, I’m so sorry to say that Ryan Reynolds, the hottie who has played in Van Wilder, among many other funny and fabulous movies, has officially been taken off the market. He and his new bride, Scarlett Johansson tied the knot in Ryan’s native land of Canada this past weekend. From Bump Shack,
“Actors Scarlett [...]

Guitarist Ronnie Wood, for the massive band Rolling Stones may be paying through the nose after thinking with his pants. Apparently Ronnie just couldn’t stay away from his mistress friend, 20 year old Ekaterina Ivanova and when Jo Wood, his wife found out that he was seeing the woman continually, she decided that it was [...]

Apparently, the insurance policy that Heath Ledger used to cover his life insurance stated that his daughter, Matilda, was to receive ten million dollars upon turning of proper age and until that time, it was to be given to someone else to be held in trust. Well it doesn’t really matter how much it is [...]

Jose Luis Garza, one of the fattest men in the world, has passed on to the great all-you-can-eat buffet in the sky. Jose is NOT to be confused with Manuel Uribe, the world’s fattest man who recently got engaged.
Jose was bedridden in his home in Juarez, Mexico. He recently went on Mexican television and asked [...]

Once again, Rojo Caliente, The Empress of Lucite and Chicken Cutlets have been robbed! Esquire named Halle Berry as the sexiest sexy sex piece who ever sexed. Or something like that. Halle recreated one of Bill Clinton’s Esquire covers, but did it without a shirt and pants. She also looks like she’s ready for a [...]