The other day, Wonky McValtrex was out working the stroll looking like a grimey used condom left in the gutter for the water roaches to pick at. Last night in London, Jodie Marsh wore something similar except she looked like a stunning black pearl floating in the golden sea. Jodie has more elegance in one [...]
Oct
4
Jodie Marsh Shows Wonky How It's Done
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Oct
4
HoHan Wants A Baby Friend
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In the November issue of Marie Claire (via NYDN), HoHan says she knows that one day she’ll replace her one hitter with a baby rattle. She tells the magazine that she wants to adopt a baby of some sort in the future.
HoHan said, “At some point … I want to adopt a kid … A [...]
Oct
4
Rachael Ray Won't Be Silenced
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The National Enquirer ran a story this week claiming Rachael Ray’s doctors found a growth on her throat that requires surgery and will leave her silent for two months. Oh. I just learned I have telekinetic powers, because I know exactly what you’re thinking and I couldn’t fucking agree with you more.
Well, Rachael says the [...]
Oct
4
The World's Fattest Man Is Getting Married!
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In case you haven’t heard the gigantic news, Manuel Uribe is getting married!!! There’s hope for us all!
Manuel, who was named the world’s fattest dude back in 2006, announced that he will tie the roll with his girlfriend of four years Claudia Solis on October 26th in Monterrey, Mexico.
They haven’t decided on a location, but [...]
Oct
4
Beyonce Always Comes Prepared
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Margarita with one lime? CHECK! One of Mrs. Roper’s old scarves? CHECK! The “I‘m too good for this shit” face? CHECK! Five bodyguards? CHECK. Hoooold up. Why does Beyonce need five fucking bodyguards to protect her ass?
Beyonce, Solange is locked up in the basement all week. She can’t get to you to ask for a [...]