Golden Celebrity

I think there are very few celebrity children that I feel as bad for as I feel for Dannielynn Birkhead, daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole Smith. Not only has she had two of the most turbulent first years of her life but this is a child who will grow up always being under [...]

I keep going back and forth on whether or not I like Pink. She does seem really cool and like she doesn’t really seem to care about much but then she just does or says something that I think is completely unecessary, idiotic, or just sooo completely over the line that it makes me rethink [...]

I know that there have been some ugly celebrity divorces splashed across the headlines but this one between Madonna and Guy Ritchie may just make it to the top of the list. Between getting the cult-like religion of Kabbalah heavily involved, hurling insults backand forth, and even more weird cult-like ‘marriage rules’, this is certainly [...]

I expected Mimi to dress up for Slutoween as a slutty rainbow, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty unicorn friend or a slutty butterfly, but not a slutty jar of cookies! Her imagination knows no bounds. I’m glad she kept her jumbo oatmeal-raisin cookie covered, though. And what’s a slutty jar of cookies without a [...]

Nicole Kidman was somehow able to open up her mouth and given an interview to Parade Magazine about everything from her precious pillow baby to how she doesn’t consider herself a vain person. Basically, the bitch told a bunch of lies. I would say that her nose probably grew during the conversation, but you [...]