So have I just been living under a rock that I have no idea who this guy is that’s mauling Cameron Diaz and who she is, by the way, happily mauling back. According to FoxNews, they have been doing this for months and the man is Paul Sculfor, another ex of Jennifer Aniston. Okay, what?!? [...]
Sep
6
Who is this Guy with Cameron Diaz?
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Sep
6
Tony and Jessica are Shackin Up!
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Yes it’s true. Apparently, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are planning on moving things right along with their relationship as it’s been almost a year now and so it’s time to move in together before marriage. I guess Jessica wants to work out the ‘kinks’ that come with living someone before they decide to get [...]
Sep
6
Bai Ling 4 Prez
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Bai Ling actually knows there’s a presidential race going on and this surprises me. I’m under the impression that she has no idea what the hell is going on outside her own thoughts. She’s living in her own world where giant chess pieces were made for posing (below) and shit like that.
At the opening of [...]
Sep
6
Beauty And The Fucking Beast
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Evan Rachel Wood must have a thing for washed up fugly ass hatchetfaces. What in the wad of hot Play-Doh hell is going on with Mickey Rourke’s face?! His mug must have caught fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick. I swear, I’m convinced his face was a gift [...]
Sep
6
Teri Snatcher Gives The Greatest Advice
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In the October issue of Britain’s Glamour Magazine, Teri Snatcher aka The Botox Grinch has a little advice for her 10-year-old daughter Emerson.
Snatcher said: “Have great sex and eat the chocolate. Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss. … Life’s too short to stress; you’ll be able to get past anything [...]