There were rumors that Brit Brit was going to perform at the MTV VMAs this Sunday. Then there were rumors that she wasn’t. Then I ate a taco. And now it’s confirmed that she is going to open show, but she’s not going to perform.
Brit Brit issued a statement to ETOnline: “MTV has long played [...]
Sep
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Brit Brit & The VMAs: Together Again!
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Sep
3
JLo Is Crazy
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JLo queefs about being knocked up with the Dragon Tales twins in the October issue of Elle magazine. JLo said that she was “selfish” for the first time in her whole fucking life while she was pregnant. Yeah, this shit is going to write itself.
JLo spent the first part of her pregnancy on tour with [...]
Sep
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The Look On The Puppy's Face Says It All
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I feel the puppy’s pain. Having Katherine Heeeeeigggl’s yellow-stained claws on your beautiful coat must be traumatizing to the soul. He’s digging deep, fighting the urge not to bite her annoying ass! It would be so easy, but she totally tastes like crusty ciggies and bullshit. Yeah, it wouldn’t have been worth it for the [...]
Sep
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Who Took Harry Potter's Virginity?
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In the newest issue of Details Magazine, DanRad, 19, admits that when he was 16, he lost his virginity to an older woman. Cougar lover! Dan wouldn’t say who the lucky lady was. He only said that the age difference “wasn’t ridiculous but it would freak some people out.” By the way, [...]
Sep
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Saint Angie Banned In The U.K.
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Not Saint Angelina herself. If that happened, the world would be sucked into a black hole.
Just a couple of posters featuring Saint Angie holding a couple of guns were banned. The U.K.’s Advertising Standards Authority ruled that two movie posters for “Wanted” glamorize guns and violence. Only 17 complaints were made against the posters, but [...]