Golden Celebrity

I’m not really sure what’s going on in these pictures. All I know is that there’s a dude’s bare ass in Kevin Spacey’s face and he’s looking at it like….well…like there’s a raw ass in front of his face. And I doubt his eyes are sparkling from the camera’s flash. His eyes are really twinkling, [...]

Time to put our “uncomfortable” caps on and hold hands! Helen Mirren is talking about date rape.
In the new issue of GQ Magazine (via Telegraph), Helen admits that she was date-raped a couple of times when she was younger. She said they never hit her, but she was locked in a room and forced to [...]

The Sun claims that the Crackie of Camden overdosed twice in the past year. They say “overdosed,” she says “Ice pops! Bring me ice pops!” Well, she really likes ice pops.
A source said that Amy Wino’s first overdose happened in August of last year when she had a little too much of cocaine, heroin, [...]

So guess what? Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is knocked up! This is too fucking perfect. Bristol is 5-months pregnant.
Dear Lifetime, you have found your next movie! Let’s see, Jamie Lynn Spears can play Bristol, for obvious reasons. I mean, she’s already done research on the role. Tina [...]

Stella “Barbarella” Zotis from Project Runway 5 - I could listen to her say “letha” all day and all night!