Golden Celebrity

· Defamer Decides 2008 followed the DNC travails of Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Steven Spielberg, and poker-playing Ben Affleck. · Jon Cryer, though? Not so much. He’ll get back to us about that. · Viggo Mortensen and Kate Winslet were the prom king and queen of early Oscar hype. · Our 90210 anticipation runneth over. [...]

· Nothing makes Olympic champion gymnast Shawn Johnson’s taco pop like the zingy taste of Ortega salsa. Beat that, bro! [YouTube] · We’d like to introduce you now to Pixie Leah and Darth Wicket, who are both on the losing end of an intergalactic battle to retain their dignity. [YouTube] · We’re concerned. Not only [...]

Quick: name a beloved Southern California staple whose very name inspires cravings in even the heartiest of men! Yes, fine, we’ll accept “Molly McAleer,” but what we were really soliciting was “In-N-Out,” the fast food franchise known for its delicious hamburgers and industrial-strength milkshakes. In this installment of your weekend To-Do’s, Molls and life partner [...]

If there’s one thing we love about Defamer advertisers, it’s how amenable they are to being obvious political tokens in our desperate bid to get control of the White House. Thanks guys! (Did we mention you’re pretty smoking, too?) Want to be added to the ticket? Everything you need to know is right here.
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Maybe Barack Obama is a celebrity after all: According to the AP, more than 38 million viewers tuned in to watch the Democratic nominee’s DNC speech last night. Even excepting the uncounted audience who tuned in via C-SPAN, PBS, or online, “Nielsen Media Research said more people watched Obama speak than watched the Olympics opening [...]