Lately I’ve been laying low on my coverage of The Katie Holmes Denim Watch ‘08. Not because I don’t care, but because my obsession was getting out of hand. I knew I needed to back off when I actually took an old pair of jeans out of my closet and rolled them up. Staring back [...]
Aug
24
Kharma Chameleon
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Aug
24
Cruella de Stone Traps Another One!
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Cruella de Stone has reportedly wrapped her venus fly vag around 24-year-old Chase Dreyfous. Earlier this week, InTouch (via SFGate) reported that Chase has been bragging to his friends that he’s banging the cougar with a heart of stone. I’m not completely sure, but methinks this is Chase out with Sharon last night. Couldn’t she [...]
Aug
24
Donald Trump Is No Hero
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Last week, Donald Trump’s wrinkly ass announced to the world that he was going to save Ed McMahon’s pepaw kingdom by buying it and leasing it back to him. Ed was only days of away from losing his house. Well, as usual, Donald was talking out of his toupee. Somebody did buy Ed’s house but [...]
Aug
24
Jill Biden Is Missing Something
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Mr. Obama has chosen Mr. Biden as his main homey. Obama/Biden ‘08! We’ll just call them BamBi! I like BamBi! They can call me Thumper! BamBi ‘08!!!
Anyway, when I first read that Mr. Biden was in, I immediately googled his wife! That’s all I really care about. Michelle Obama is lovely, but I want some [...]
Aug
24
Hot Slut Of The Day!
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La China - This hot bitch saved the life of an abandoned baby! La China was doing her morning stroll in a shanty town near Buenos Aires, Argentina when she found the newborn baby in a field surrounded by crap and boxes. The baby had been left there by his 14-year-old mother.
La China, who had [...]