Golden Celebrity

The picture this family makes, I can barely stand it! Matt Damon and his wife, Lucy Damon welcomed their third baby daughter into the fold yesterday and everyone seems to be healthy and happy! From the Daily Blabber,
“Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. Everyone’s [...]

It’s true, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will hook up once again to sing a duet on Britney’s album that is due out later this year. I think this is absolutely fabulous! Is it just me or has there seemed to be something wrong with the world ever since Britney was no longer a virgin [...]

The Vadge’s roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It’s insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!
Vadge’s “Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet” tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw [...]

Millions and millions of dollars, international fame, a world icon and the bitch STILL can’t buy a fucking hair brush. Homegirl looks like cold caca and she puts on a pair of ten million dollar sun glasses (that she constantly wears by the way) to do what? To look sexy hot or hide her [...]

Are you effing kidding me? Celebrity boxing is so 2002.
OK! Magazine claims Michael Lohan intends to challenge K-Fed to a boxing match. Michael tells OK! “Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity.”
Why did it have to be a boxing match? Why couldn’t it [...]