Golden Celebrity

Tommy Girl finally fished out a couple of $20 bills from his cleavage to give to Stepford Katie for some new jeans. Although, I’m not sure if these are any better. At least her pegged jeans left me singing Jody Watley’s “Real Love.” But this high-waisted shit makes me want to scream at her, “Stop [...]

Did Kim Kardashian replace Nicole Scherzingwhatever as the lead lip-syncher of the Trannycat Dolls? Who the hell is that tranny?
What’s sad is that my 4-year-old cousin worships these skanks. I seriously better not hear about her driving around on her Princess Big Wheel, wearing her mother’s Playtex bra while singing about how when she grows [...]

Naw, I’m lying. I don’t want a smile from MiserAlba. I like it when she’s her true self: grouchy, angry and miserable!
She looks like she’s holding a fart in. Shit, she’s probably been holding in a fart for years. That shit will turn you black inside.
MiserAlba is probably one of those types that when she [...]

If you haven’t yet seen the 30-minute preview for Rachel Zoe’s reality show on Bravo, you should try and catch that shit. I think they’re pretty much re-running it every hour on the hour. I never knew Chupa’s husband was so…..creepy. He might not be gay, but his hair surely is. He looks like Chupa [...]

Yesterday, I posted an entry from a blog that was supposedly created by Vadge’s brother, Christopher Ciccone. Well, the entire blog has since been removed. It was starting to get good too. I figured it was a fake, but I’m just going to make myself believe that it was real and Vadge wrapped her roided-up [...]