Golden Celebrity

· There’s an art to gorging on a casino buffet dessert station, and YouTube’s Feeder-Scene Queen Deidrababe is going to walk you through it, blondie by blondie. Deirdra: You have a standing offer to do premiere spread reviews for us. [Deidrababe's YouTube Channel] · Well, it seems someone heard our appeal to reason in the [...]

Clothing Exchange! Katie Holmes isn’t simply a robot with human emotions — no, she’s also a style icon. Whether it’s her sunglasses, hairstyles, or leggings, she’s always been at the forefront of Scientologist chic…which is what made us question these baggy, rolled-up jeans she’s been sporting lately while rehearsing for her Broadway debut. Now, finally, [...]

On the defensive after appearing in a Snickers commercial yanked for homophobia due to its swishy speedwalker, 80’s icon Mr. T appeared on The O’Reilly Factor and made it up to gays everywhere the only way he knows how: with glorious, glorious camp. The arm-wrestling brawler immediately produced a long-winded, written defense which he then [...]

Remember the ole five second rule of the schoolground? You know, the one that said that you had a full five seconds to pick up a piece of food that you dropped on the ground before it became infested with cooties? Well, yeah, we’re pretty sure that rule doesn’t apply when one person is chewing [...]

You know when Madonna’s gimpish brother writes a scandalous tell-all about his sister, and even we—diehard Madonna fans for life, despite the fact that we can’t particularly stand her—can’t even be bothered to scan the dustcover, your little media ploy’s in trouble. So you take measures. You adapt. You hop on the blogwagon! And that [...]