Golden Celebrity

· We should really watch CNN more often: A spoonful of Big Gay Bitch Anderson Cooper’s ultracatty insights into the Lohan clan really helps the hard news go down. [CNN] · Whew—that was a close one. Mary Kate Olsen is officially off the hook after the U.S. Attorney’s Office closes the case on Heath Ledger’s [...]

Apparently, NBC has decided to continue going through the paces of finding America’s Top Talent-Haver, when clearly feline pretzel-girl Victoria already has this rodeo all sewn up. Still, there’s something to be said for adhering to reality show protocol—particularly when tucking royalty struts among us—and so we were more than happy to take in Drag [...]

After winding his way through a media-sponsored meltdown that saw him terrorize Conan O’Brien, endure torture on Donnie Deutsch, and ultimately resign from the Howard Stern show, comedian Artie Lange pulled out of the Bob Saget roast this past weekend to check himself into rehab. Says Page Six:
Artie Lange, who’s long overindulged with drugs and [...]

Let the Stapler Chucking Begin: With our lone remaining claim to Summer Olympics lore threatened by Beijing’s far-worse smog, LA must find new glories to restore its place among the globe’s competitive elite. One such brainstorm is underway at The Hollywood Temp Diaries, whose tireless proprietor Temp X today proposed the Hollywood Assistant Olympic Games [...]

Hot on the heels of consecutive nights pondering the fate of The Coreys, Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer turns her laserlike pop culture focus tonight on one of the best-loved television shows of the late ’80s and early ’90s. Only, instead of bringing the thunder against the likes of Susie Sprague-Feldman, an entirely different sentiment [...]