· In honor of Pineapple Express opening tomorrow, we thought we’d further promote mind-alteration with this trippy Hanna-Barbera anti-drug PSA, best enjoyed after a delicious bowl of psilocybin-and-MDMA cobbler. [Attack of the Show] · Wesley Snipes’ Totally Fucking Insane Tax-Avoidance Trial of the Century yields another blow for the embattled action star: He must reimburse [...]
Aug
5
Some Anti-Drug PSAs Are Best Enjoyed Brain-Meltingly High [Short Ends]
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Aug
5
Scotty’s Final Mission Ends in Weary, Waterlogged Disgrace [Space Oddity]
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Amid all the fuss of Century City bomb threats and advances in ‘retard’-positive cinema, we regret overlooking the genuinely awful news that recently befell the family of late Star Trek actor James Doohan. To wit: Old Scotty’s ashes, previously intended for a intergalactic resting place via a SpaceX rocket, made it exactly no miles above [...]
Aug
5
Error-Riddled TMZ Story Righted By Vigilant Comments Section [Dept Of Dumb Booties]
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In lieu of simply noting the facts of this TMZ story on a lawsuit involving former Malcolm in the Middle star Justin Berfield and his producing partners on an is-it-real-or-is-it-Entourage? Pablo Escobar biopic, we thought we’d instead check in with the 24 Hr. TMZ Fact-Checking Dept.—i.e. their unpoliced comments section—for oversights, omissions, and general findings [...]
Aug
5
In New Video, Paris Hilton Rebukes McCain, Successfully Pronounces Big Words [Please, Don't Call It A Comeback]
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First we were forced to give reluctant props to reality wannabe Khloe Kardashian, and now this: Paris Hilton has starred in a new video rebutting John McCain’s “Celeb” ad, and it’s…sigh, not that bad. Sure, we can give the lion’s share of credit to writer Adam McKay (though he didn’t help Step Brothers any), but [...]
Aug
5
Susie Feldman, You’re Gonna Get Yours [To Do]
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The season finale of The Two Coreys was the source of much consternation over here at Defamer HQ. While we’ll never know if the Haimster and Felddog will be able to make amends after their friendship-crushing throwdown (that is, until A&E greenlights Season Three), the episode spurred our own Molly McAleer to spend her lunch [...]