Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have both been very busy since their separation in October 2006. In less than two years, they have both found someone that they want to spend the rest of their lives with. Aw, isn’t that nice? Unfortunately, they have both already made those promises to each other and it didn’t [...]
Aug
4
Ryan and Reese both Move On
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Aug
4
Who Is July's Hot Slut Of The Month?
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Please take time out from giving yourself oxygen after looking at Brangelina’s twin messiahs (see below) to vote for July’s Hot Slut of the Month! You have five hot sluts to choose from! We’ve got everything from a patient pepaw to a memaw stripper! Here are your choices:
Irv Richards - Father of Denise Richards and [...]
Aug
4
MY EYES!!!!!!
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Quick! Grab a piece of paper and stick a hole through it. Put your darkest sunglasses on, stand at least 10 feet away and carefully look through the pinhole to feast your eyes on the incredible and powerful beauty of the twin messiahs! Then you must immediately get on your knees and worship your computer [...]
Aug
4
TyTy Has Lost Her Mind….Again
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It looks like when that picture of Michelle Obama was taken, she was in the middle of saying “HELL NO.” It probably right after they told her that TyTy Baby was going to dress up as her for September’s Harper’s Bazaar. Hell yes! A source told Page Six that TyTy will become Michelle for the [...]
Aug
4
Jakey Poo Will Make A Beautiful Christmas Bride
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Jakey Poo has reportedly been blabbing off to his homegirls that he will marry Reese Witherspoon on December 19th, his birthday. His birthday! Typical. Jakey is going to be the worst bridezilla ever. He’s going to cry into Reese’s chin when they don’t have the birds of paradise he wanted. He will screech like a [...]