Golden Celebrity

Cops should not tell jokes. They just shouldn’t. They should just spend their time eating Krispy Kremes and hawking loogies. Seriously, why is that every time I talk to a copper (and I do that a lot), he clears his throat at least a dozen times. Is that police code for hot gay sex or [...]

Which celeb is desperate to keep his girlfriend a secret because he’s afraid his string of mistresses will find out and it’ll scupper his chances with them? (The Mirror)
Scupper?! Long John Silver? No, my guess is Sean Penn? He likes to scupper.
Which mega-actor sends members of his entourage to club doormen looking for blow? (Rush [...]

Riot in the streets!! Heidi Montag’s twin, Chrissy Crocker, is leaving YouTube! - Popbytes

Nicky Kidman is going back to work - Celebitchy
Whitney Houston and her mini Bobby Brown - I’m Not Obsessed
John Mayer shaves it off - SOW
Wasted Spacey? - A Socialite’s Life
Parasite Hilton attempts to sing and dance at the same time - Holy [...]

First of all, you know those dogs went diarrhea in their shoes when they got home. Anyway, Rebecca Romjin Lettuce and Jerry O’Connell are expecting twins. Having one baby in Hollywood just isn’t good enough. A spokesbitch confirmed to UsWeekly that Becky is knocked up with twins.
These two have been married for about a year. [...]

Alex Forrest from “Fatal Attraction,” is that you? No, it’s Crazy Eyes!!! Yesterday, she posted another YouTube where she unleashes on Kathie Lee Gifford again. In case you blocked it out, Kathie Lee said that somebody should whack Tricia. Kathie Lee responded and said she didn’t mean that somebody should off Crazy Eyes. She meant [...]