It seems that the latest trend to follow first celebrity baby pictures is keeping close tabs on the new mommies and how they are handling their baby weight. Some lose it so fast, you wonder if they were really ever pregnant and others seem to be struggling months after they’ve had their little ones. And [...]
Jul
24
The Weight Update
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Jul
24
It's Scarecrow Wino!
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Some smartass farmer in Northfolk came up with a way to keep the pigeons out of his sugar beets and he claims it’s working. Look at him. He’s so proud of this shit. He thinks he should win some sort of award for his contribution to the farming industry. No, I wasn’t being sarcastic. He [...]
Jul
24
The Queen Of Fake
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It doesn’t bother me that this tacky bitch is wearing a crown, but it does bother me that she’s wearing a crown with that outfit. From the neck up, she’s a contestant in a local drag queen pageant. From the neck down, she’s a day-shift hooker in Colorado. The two don’t go together! Well, at [...]
Jul
24
The FBI Has Anne Hathaway's Diaries
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The FBI raided Raffey Follieri’s Trump Tower apartment and took a ton of shit including Anne Hathaway’s private diaries. Rush & Molloy reports that they also seized a bunch of personal photos of Raffey with Anne, Pope John Paul II, Bill Clinton, Cindy McCain and other hos.
The FBI hope Anne’s diaries and the other shit [...]
Jul
24
One Is Enough
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What are the hos at Madam Tussauds trying to do? TyTy Baby already has one of these creepy things in DC and now she has another one in NYC! The out of control beast known as TyTy’s ego is going to explode from all the dick stroking. If her head gets any bigger, her forehead [...]