OK has come out with the pictures of Honor Marie Warren, who of course was born early last month to parents Jessica Alba and Cash Warren. There is nothing to say that she is absolutely gorgeous but when your parents look like that, you have genes working for you. I love looking at the celebrity [...]
Jul
23
Honoring Honor
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Jul
23
Where was Wino?
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After professing her love and saying how she was so much looking forward to “my Blakey being home,” Amy Winehouse couldn’t even show up for her husband’s sentencing. Now there’s support for ya. But alas, her Blakey won’t be home for awhile. Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in prison for beating up a [...]
Jul
23
I'm Moving In With Lisa Marie's Brother
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Did you know Lisa Marie Presley had a brother? Did you even give a fuck? Well, she does and he’s a big ass drug dealer. Party at Brother Presley’s house! I have a few friends that would sell their mother just for 7 minutes in that bedroom closet. 7 minutes in heaven!
The National Enquirer is [...]
Jul
23
Ethan Hawke And The Nanny Had A Baby
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Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. “Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!“
Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as [...]
Jul
23
HoHan & SamRo's Promise Bracelets
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Gays have promise cock rings and gayelles have promise bracelets. Wait, before we get into gayelle promise bracelets, let’s talk about cock rings. I know cock rings are supposed to make the dick harder and bigger for a longer period of time, but they are so fug! They make the cock look dorky. It’s a [...]