If this isn’t a sign that the troops need to come home then I don’t know what is. Heidi Montag said that she’s going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. You know, because they haven’t been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi.
The plastic horsey [...]
Jul
21
Weapons Of Mass Destruction
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Jul
21
Daddy Williams
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This is the worst fucking Monday ever. I woke up with a hangover and I didn’t even booze last night, my air conditioning is about to go on strike, my TV is acting wonk, I just ate the last Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bar and now I find out that some skank is [...]
Jul
21
An Indestructible Pepaw!
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Last Wednesday night, Kenny Anderson was reading the paper and drinking his Sanka at his regular diner in Wilkesboro, N.C. when a minivan came cashing through the window and pushed Kenny into the counter. Kenny calmly grabbed his hat, put it back on his head and walked away.
Kenny went on “Today” this morning and told [...]
Jul
21
Khloe Kardashian Talks About Her Life On The Inside
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Khloe Kardashian wasn’t even in jail for 3-hours, but she still spoke to Ryan Seacreast on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning to talk about her life on the inside. She’s such a fucking hardened criminal.
She said that as soon as she got to Lynwood, the drama started, “There were three bomb threats, and so [...]
Jul
21
This Bitch Just Had A Baby?
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Nicky Kidman supposedly popped out a baby two weeks ago, but you wouldn’t know that the bitch was pregnant at all. Nicky already has her skinny bitch body back. Although, I’m not sure she ever looked totally knocked up. Overdosing on botox seriously works wonders.
Sunday Rose must be the size of a rose petal. No [...]