Golden Celebrity

“There are worse things I could do…..Than to smoke a crack rock or two…“
Amy Wino was back out on the streets of London looking like a broke down Rizzo from Grease. Actually, she looks pretty cleaned up. New jacket, new belt, new shoes and her crack bush is covered up. Job well done, Wino.
Wino stepped [...]

One of my life’s goals is to get my picture taken by the police department. When my time finally comes, which it will, I want to know what to expect. Do you get more than one shot? Do they say “say cheese“? Is there a little birdie over the camera? Do they give you [...]

Yes, I am still suffering from the terminal disease known as CarrotTopalitis. There’s is nothing that can be done. I have a severe unnatural obsession with a mutant science experiment. I don’t even know why, because I’ve heard it through the cherry tomato vine that Carrot’s stick looks like a baby carrot on a pile [...]

Jessica Biel should really put that hickey cover over her fake trout lips instead - Lainey Gossip
Brittany Murphy can touch her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Reggie Bush shows it off in Spain - Towleroad
Audrina “Ceiling Eyes” Patridge is all about her tittays - Egotastic!
Rachel Bilson needs a new pair of shorts - [...]