Golden Celebrity

I’m beginning to think that the evil warlords of Hollywood are purposely butchering our beloved classics as part of a bigger plan to slowly destroy us all. And it’s working. Variety reports that MGM is planning to do a MUSICAL remake of 1983’s “Valley Girl.” There goes the dagger. Straight into my non-existent heart.
The musical [...]

Not only did Brit Brit sign over sole custody of SPF and JJ to KFed, but she has also agreed to pay his ass $20,000 a month in child support. He used to get $15,000 a month. He got a raise! $200 for the kids and $19,800 for him! Kids only need a box [...]

For the zero of you out there that actually give a horse’s vagina (DON’T CLICK ON THAT), Khloe Kardashian has broken out of the clink! She destroyed the jail bars and busted through the concrete walls. Not really, they just let her go.
Khloe served 173 minutes out of her 30-day sentence. She checked herself in [...]

First of all, there’s nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth….it’s all too much. That being said, I’d still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover [...]

The movie version of the Broadway musical “NINE” started out with a pretty hot cast, but now producers are filling the other roles with pieces of trash!
Javier Bardem was originally cast in the lead role, but he dropped out because he was too tired or something like that. Daniel Day-Lewis quickly replaced him. Nicole Kidman, [...]