My Kind Of Barbie

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Why didn’t have this kind of Barbie when I was a kid? This bitch is hot. Christian groups don’t think so. They are throwing their bibles at Mattel, saying this new “S&M” Barbie is nothing but filth. Yeah, but that’s why she’s hot.
Mattel modeled their new Mega Whore Barbie after the comic book character Black [...]

A Brain Tumor For Izzie?

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There’s already been rumors that Katherine Heeeeeigl’s character on “Grey’s Anatomy” is going to be killed off and UsWeekly claims they know how Izzie is going to meet her maker. Her maker is Satan by the way. I’m just stating the obvious. A source told them that Izzie is going to get a brain tumor.
Jeffrey [...]

The Mac Dude Scores Again

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The Mac Dude only broke up with Drew Barrymore less than a week ago, but he’s already found a rebound. Some source told OK! Magazine that this morning, while we were in our beds dreaming of cotton candy penises (seriously, that was my dream), Kiki and Justin Long were holding hands and being gross in [...]

Bret Is Back For More

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Surprise, surprise. Bret Michaels and Rock of Love 2’s winner, Ambre Lake, broke up. Like they were ever together. You know what this means? Yup, Rock of Love 3 will be back on Vh1 early next year. This kind of sucks, because the genital warts I caught from watching last season were just starting to [...]

Afternoon Crumbs

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Reese Witherspoon cleans up well, but Jakey would still look sexier in that gown - IDLYITW
Ben & Jerry’s gives Elton John his own ice cream - Towleroad
Brad Pitt is an Inglorious Bastard - Just Jared
Holly Madison dresses like my high school’s resident slut. And no that wasn’t me - Hollywood Tuna
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