Claire Danes (the one in the red bikini) looks like a loooong piece of pulled taffy. I want to grab one of her hands, then grab one of her feet and use her like a jump rope.
Angela Chase is looking a bit grouchy! She’s probably mad because that beach umbrella has bigger chichis than she [...]
Jul
16
Claire Danes Is Looooooong
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Jul
16
Dumb Bitch Of The Day
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This dick bag is more like Dumb Bitch of FOREVER. 33-year-old Daniel Everett of Michigan wore this t-shirt to a supposed sex meeting with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl. It wasn’t a sex meeting. It was a sting! He was arrested and charged with being a total dumb piece of trash. He was [...]
Jul
16
Hayden, You're The One Who Needs A Wake Up Call
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As if the song wasn’t bad enough, Hayden Panatroll had to release a video for this “Stars are Blind” knock-off. Watch this shit with the sound turned off, because her troll yodeling gave me a headache that lasted for hours. The bitch can’t even sing “DRANKS” right. It’s DRANKS, not “DRAAAAANKSS.”
It’s not right that she’s [...]
Jul
16
How Does This Happen?
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According to InTouch Weekly, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are no longer licking each other’s pussies. Miranda has apparently already picked herself up a rebound and his name is Greasy Bear aka Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis. SUCIO! You would save money on lube by fucking Greasy Bear, but your dignity would never be the [...]
Jul
16
Did You Eat Lunch Yet?
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Look on the bright side! At least, it’s not a picture of him sticking his crackhead tongue into her other hole. Maybe he’s just passing her an acid tab.
Here’s Jeff Conaway and his equally insane girlfriend, Vikki Lizzi, at a Benchwarmers party last night in Los Angeles. It looks like “Celebrity Rehab 2” really worked [...]