About a year ago we all heard that the “Sexiest Man Alive,” George Clooney had started slummin it with an LA cocktail waitress, Sarah Larson. Not to put cocktail waitresses, or LA women to shame but on Clooney’s level, anything that doesn’t involve a billion dollar home and a multi-million dollar cottage is considered slummin [...]
Jul
11
Sarah Larson Proves Once Again how Stupid she Is
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Jul
11
Wino's Peep Show
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The Wino gave her Blaaaake a special performance during visiting hours at Pentonville prison yesterday. According to The Sun, Wino pulled up her top, pressed her chichis against the glass booth and started shaking it like…..well….like a crackhead. Crackies Gone Wild!
The other visitors at the prison were apparently shocked and disgusted. I don’t know why? [...]
Jul
11
Would You Hit It?
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I’m not going to lie. I’d hit it. Only because he gave us an amazing mug shot and he should be rewarded for that. I’d have to soak his ass in RID, but I’ve done worse for a piece. Anylice, the star of this amazing mug shot is 47-year-old Robert Martin of NJ. Bitch doesn’t [...]
Jul
11
Tranny Clown Wants You To Vote…Or Something
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A little while ago, Xtina shot a commercial for “Rock the Vote” and here it is. For once, her singing voice doesn’t sound like a rabid squirrel getting ass fucked dry on a roller coaster. Still, Baby Max is probably thinking, “Shut the hell up you crazy tranny clown! You don’t even know my name!“
That [...]
Jul
11
A-Rod Certainly Has A Type
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This is just one the lovely buff ladies who came forward claiming to have bumped roided-up genitals with A-Rod. Joslyn Morse is a stripper from Miami who had an affair with A-Rod last year. Stripper? Is she part of Chippendales? The Thunder From Down Under? Joslyn might have to testify in A-Rod’s divorce dick battle [...]