Golden Celebrity

We’ve got two Photoshop Award winners (see below) today! Although, Mimi should really be given some sort of Photoshop lifetime achievement honor. She probably doesn’t even know what she really looks like. At this point, they totally Photoshop her already Photoshopped pictures.
Something in the milk ain’t clean about this Elle cover. Mimi looks like she’s [...]

Normally, I think most babies look like grody gremlins who just can’t wait to shit, vomit and drool on you. If I wanted that kind of mess, I’d go back to my ex-boyfriend. Anyway, Baby Usher does not look like one of those babies. He’s pretty fucking adorable.
With that being said, why does it look [...]

Girlfriend had too many Cosmos! Actually, Jake Poo probably drinks sour apple martinis. He likes how they make his manpussy pucker. Jakey strikes me as a total sloppy drunk. Like a sorority sister. He probably gets all handsy, dances on tables, lip-synchs to Cyndi Lauper and flashes his chichis at the frat boys. Reese just [...]

This is what bad lipo and drinking too many Jack & Jizz’s does to a belly (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Chestica Simpson looking like a low-priced call girl - Hollywood Tuna
Gayelle Mandy Rogers is topless and kissing Ellen - Egotastic!
Eva LongWHORIA and Tony Parker actually made it to their one-year anniversary - Popsugar
Chuck [...]

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