I’m offering up this close-up picture of Robot Call Girl, because I really need you to tell me that this skeezer is made of wax and artificial parts. Actually, scratch that. If this bitch was a real robot, she would have finished the job and nabbed George Clooney by getting knocked up or getting him [...]
Jul
9
Robot Call Girl Speaks!
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Jul
9
Dr. Obvious Thinks Christie Brinkley Should Get The Kids
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A psychiatrist testified on day four of the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook cock fight that Christie should be the one awarded full custody of their two kids. He went on to say that the bitch also needs therapy herself. Dr. Stephen Herman said, “She needs to start working on therapy issues relating to her parenting…maybe her [...]
Jul
9
Pepaw On Big Brother!
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The American version of the reality shit show Big Brother begins its 10th season this Sunday night. Yeah, ten seasons of dumb twats getting drunk, being slutty and saying offensive bullshit. Sounds like my family reunions.
CBS unveiled the cast of dick bags this morning. There’s a gay cowboy, a blonde slut and some douche named [...]
Jul
9
His Name Is Levi
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Matthew McConaughey revealed to OK! Magazine that stoner baby’s name is Levi Alves McConaughey. LAM(E)!!!! Little Levi doesn’t have two last names. Alves is his middle name, because it’s his mother’s last name. I’m seriously disappointed. This is a fuck effort!
Matthew explained why they chose the name Levi, “Levi was another name for the apostle [...]
Jul
9
The Return Of Dollhouse Dude
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Extreme Dollhouse Dude Makeover! The wise Dollhouse Dude has returned to spread his infinite wisdom with us all. He also did up his Dollhouse really fancy-like and bought a robe from the “Kung Fu” prop sale.
TMZ caught up with him last night and he added some kind of airplane thing to the top of his [...]